Goes to prove that if you snooze you loose. sorry to hear about your torment, better luck next time.
2007-02-23 03:37:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Find yourself a tailors dummy and take it to the school dance, make sure you put plenty of make up on her and borrow some of your sisters clothes to cover the dummy up, hire a long hair girls wig and your ready for action. Hopefully the girl you fancy will be jealous when she sees you sliding across the school hall dance floor to the romp of old Beatles records , Oasis etc, even go so far as Buy the dummy a drink.
Your mates will think your so cool, introduce the dummy as Matilda the Hun, a student from Germany on vacation. As you walk by the real girl of your choice wink at her and say '' I met her on a Sunday and my heart stood still, da do Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron'' you will obtain such credibility it's unreal. Oh! make sure they all know she has an acute form of laryngitis and that's the reason she can't speak. Hey, Kid, you will be in the big time.
As far as your mates are concerned , when they find out; you will be the first in the schools history to make it with a dummy. Mr cool strikes again ay.
Just think of the advantages, Matilda will never cheat on you (unless one of your mates nicks her that is) and if you can talk one of your Friends to do the same you can go out in a foursome. Great stuff yes. After a tailors dummy going out with the girl you first wanted will be to tame.
Hope this advice is useful
ATB Uncle Red
2007-02-23 15:50:23
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answered by Redmonk 6
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You can't do much really if she's taken. She was probably just messing with you, girls do this sometimes and as such I think it would be in your best interests just to move on. Besides if you're still in school it was just a school boy crush, so you'll definitely get over it!
2007-02-23 11:37:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Why did you wait so long to ask her out? I would wait until she breaks up with her current boyfriend before I asked her out. Just try and be friendly with her, let her know you are still interested but be very subtle about it. If its meant to be, it will work out.
2007-02-23 11:39:32
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answered by kimiq_ca 2
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Become bitter and deeply misogynistic in order to avoid facing up to the fact that you snooze, you lose.
2007-02-23 11:37:29
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answered by Chris A 7
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it just shows that you shouldnt wait around to tell someone how you feel or you could be too late. Wait until she doesnt have a boyfriend anymore and try again.
2007-02-23 11:38:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Should have asked a little bit sooner, Matthew. Now she's gone.
2007-02-23 11:37:30
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answered by Twister 4
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Looks like you were too slow and she liked someone else too and the other guy got to her first....
2007-02-23 11:41:16
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answered by oo_m_i_c_h_e_l_l_e_oo 2
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Ignore her,.. she's playing you for a fool and obviously she got a taste of greener grass; ignore her and move on pal. My best advice.
2007-02-23 11:38:29
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answered by wildimagination2003 4
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Be a bit faster next time
2007-02-23 11:42:47
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answered by Mick 4
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