I was sitting at a bar in Thailand. A young woman comes up to me and says "Will you buy me an upper?".
I said "What?" She said "please buy me an upper".
I Said "Is it legal to buy an upper in this country?" She replied that it was legal.
"Okay, go and buy two uppers; one for me and one for you." She then went into the supermarket across the road. I waited for a few minutes and then I saw her carrying a brown bag.
"That's good!", I thought, "very discreet".
I then looked into the brown bag and shouted, "What the hell is this?". I put my hand in and picked out two apples.
I said to her, "These are apples!"
She replied, "yes, uppers - good for you!".
2007-02-23 03:31:28 · 21 answers · asked by David F 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Vaguely!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 03:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by silent1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's okay.
Maybe to certain people an apple is like an upper.
2007-02-23 03:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-23 05:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.....
2007-02-23 03:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lady C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha thanx 4 the daily chukkle
2007-02-23 03:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriel D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes quite funny
2007-02-23 06:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-23 03:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thailands uppers game is weak man
2007-02-23 03:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-02-23 03:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teehee x
2007-02-23 04:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yh lol
2007-02-23 03:38:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋