Dirty Joke?

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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

2007-02-23 03:04:02 · 3 answers · asked by Land Warrior 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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oh man that is so wrong i never heard that before lmao

one star

2007-02-23 03:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Thats hot!

2007-02-23 12:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

lol

2007-02-23 13:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋