anybody got one?
2007-02-23 03:02:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
u really r a freak aint ya lol
2007-02-23 03:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, good tip. If you are planning on getting it on with the nozzle of your hoover then make sure you have the 'off' switch to hand, for those moments when the 'suck' function goes on overdrive!
I once had a passionate relationship with my coffeemill, but it ground me down in the end.
2007-02-23 03:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that u wanted to do the hoovering for her naked encase she came home, and you could start the weekend with passion!
hehe
x
2007-02-23 03:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the hoover has a mind of its own.
2007-02-23 03:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say your house was broken into while hoovering up!
2007-02-23 03:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, thats probably the best one I've heard all day. Asking a question like that while you have Jesus as your display pic. You're seriously just awesome!
2007-02-23 03:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that you were cleaning the house naked as you g/f loves that ... when you tripped on a bible and got the hoover stuck.....lol
2007-02-23 03:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about dont have sex with the hoover!!
2007-02-23 03:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by missperfection 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you passed out whilst hoovering and the wild vacuum hose must have shot up and attached itself to your penis.
2007-02-23 03:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Blackheath rugby wife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could say you have crabs so you were trying to hoover them up and when one of the wee buggers started to run up your willy you tried to suck it up and tada it got stuck, hope this helps.
2007-02-23 03:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋