A Jamaican is at the Gates of Heaven. St Peter: I have to ask you 3 questions before I can let you in.
Jamaican: No problem
St Peter: Which day of the week begin with the letter "T"?
Jamaican: Today and tomorrow
St. Peter: Well, that wasn't really the answer I was looking for but I'll give you the second question. How many seconds are there in a year?
Jamaican: 12
St. Peter: How did you arrive at 12?
Jamaican: 2nd of January, 2nd of Feb, 2nd of March, 2nd of
By now St. Peter is getting exasperated with this foo-fool Jamaican.
St. Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour?
Jamaican: Andy
St. Peter: Good God man, don't you read your Bible?
Jamaican: Yes, but every time mi go ah church dem sing: Andy walks with
me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me that I am his own...
2007-02-23 02:52:57 · 6 answers · asked by bootygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-23 04:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jamaican me laugh
2007-02-23 11:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by K P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one before. Only the other one was about Forrest Gump. When he was asked about God's name, he said "Howard", from "Howard be Your name".
2007-02-23 11:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!!Thanks for the laugh
2007-02-23 11:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!!
2007-02-23 11:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-02-23 11:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋