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A man and his pregnant girlfriend are walking in the countryside.The woman gets a sudden urge to go to the toilet.Her boyfriend tells her to go into a field and he will keep watch.In a while a scream rings out and the woman shouts "I've had a miscarriage!"
The husband jumps over the gate and tries to console his hysterical girlfriend.
"Look." she says.."His..sob,little arms...sob,little legs...sob, and his ...sniff..little eyes."
"Don't be silly!" said her boyfriend..
"You've just crapped on a frog."

2007-02-23 02:45:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

No babies were harmed during the making of this joke...that's for the touchy amongst you.

2007-02-23 02:52:57 · update #1

25 answers

thats pretty distasteful. so yes, it's both sick AND funny.

2007-02-23 02:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0 0

Sick

2007-02-23 02:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0 1

good joke but not 2 funny

2007-02-23 04:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by jayne c 2 · 0 0

Definitely sick ,BUT also very -very funny 10/10

2007-02-23 02:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

30 per cent sick and 70 per cent funny - very good though

2007-02-23 06:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0 0

That's a little on the sick side!

Funnier if you made her a blonde though ♥

2007-02-23 02:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1 1

wee bit sick but major funny, that made my night lol

2007-02-23 07:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0 0

a bit sick

2007-02-23 03:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0 0

oh yeah sick and funny, thats what I like

2007-02-23 02:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

sick but luckly with my humour i found it funny! but you have too be careful who you say these jokes too

2007-02-23 02:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by FINN 3 · 0 0

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