A man and his pregnant girlfriend are walking in the countryside.The woman gets a sudden urge to go to the toilet.Her boyfriend tells her to go into a field and he will keep watch.In a while a scream rings out and the woman shouts "I've had a miscarriage!"
The husband jumps over the gate and tries to console his hysterical girlfriend.
"Look." she says.."His..sob,little arms...sob,little legs...sob, and his ...sniff..little eyes."
"Don't be silly!" said her boyfriend..
"You've just crapped on a frog."
2007-02-23
02:45:18
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No babies were harmed during the making of this joke...that's for the touchy amongst you.
2007-02-23
02:52:57 ·
update #1