Ok ladies! Let's face it, parenting can get TOUGH at times, so for the sake of our sanity, let's do a little story telling about our kiddos: What's one FUNNY story about your child? What has he or she done lately to really crack you up? Any age is just fine.
2007-02-23 02:45:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anna 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Here's one for me: My son is pretty little still (4 months) so I don't have many gut-busters. I'm a breastfeeding mom so hubby calls me "the moo machine". The first few weeks we were home my newborn had a habit of waking up whenever we climbed into bed (he slept beside us in a bassinet), so one night we decided to sneak in very quietly and not make a sound. We succeeded, however within minutes we heard him start slapping his chops. He never woke up, he just started slurping, and making hungry sounds. We couldn't stand it anymore, and burst out laughing....little fella got him moo machine right away ;P
2007-02-23 02:48:40 · update #1
Here's another one: This was something my brother said to my mom when he was 13 or 14. We were at Walmart, and it was very busy, my poor mother fell slipped, and fell flat on her bottom in front of everyone. Without skipping a beat, my brother yells out, "MOM! I told you not to drink in public!!"
2007-02-23 03:05:16 · update #2
My 5 yo sighed & said with all the world-weariness of an older person, "I miss the good ole days back when I was 3!"
2007-02-23 02:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
When my daughter was about 3 or 4 we were at a Mcdonalds that had a ball pit, and it was a saturday afternoon so the place was packed, out of know where I see my daughter stand up with 2 balls in her shirt and says "look mom I have boobs just like you". It was so funny! I will never forget it, or the looks on the other parents faces.
2007-02-23 10:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by buzyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he was 6, my now 8 year old step son cut his chin on the side of the pool at the country club we go to and the poor little guy required stitches. It was a pretty big cut so his stitches looked like a little gotee, and the first time he looked at his face in the mirror he said to my husband: hey dad we match!! It was cute
2007-02-23 11:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by jess_palazuelos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not really funny, however i thought it was kind of amazing for a kindergarten child:
I was playing hang man with my child who just entered kindergarden in September. She is really good at that game so i did MISSISSIPPI...and she guessed it! It was after only 3 or 4 guesses about. I was very amazed and i have wanted to share this with someone. I think its funny how everyone thinks their child is so smart haha.This is probally normal for a K student but i thought it was cool!
2007-02-23 10:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 4 yr old and I were at McDonalds the other day and as we were getting ready to leave she asked if she could go talk to the employee at the counter. I told her ok so we headed towards the lady and she jumped up on the counter and said "Aye, get back to work squidward!" and ran away laughing..... She loves spongebob and loves repeating it. The lady and I both just couldn't stop laughing.
2007-02-23 14:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Melba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the grocery store the other day with my 8-month-old breastfed daughter. I was carrying her in one arm and pushing the cart with the other. She was holding onto my shirt and playing with the buttons. I looked down at one point and realized that she'd undone the top 5 buttons on my shirt!! Luckily, the store wasn't crowded, so I don't think anyone saw my "sexy" nursing bra hanging out. I said, "oh baby, what did you do?" and she just laughed and buried her head in my chest.
2007-02-23 16:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by stormsinger1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have my little girl yet, but I have a 2 year old nephew who never ceases to crack me up! The other day it was this little girls birthday at his daycare and her mom let her dress up like a princess. She was getting a lot of attention and my nephew didn't enjoy that too much I guess because he said... "I want to be a princess!!". My sister told him he could be a prince, but he wasn't having any of that, he wanted to be a princess!
2007-02-23 10:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had gone out to eat after church one night. My 3-yo son and I were the only ones in the restroom when an elderly lady stepped into one of the stalls. She proceeded to let out an unbelievable string of flatulence like nothing I've heard before. I was struggling to hold in my giggles, and DS looked at me with complete shock and said, "Wow. That was a BIG one!"
2007-02-23 11:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family and I went to Old Country buffet for dinner one night. My four year old had to use the washroom so my husband and my 13 year-old took him in. They came out with the most embarassing looks on their faces. When I asked what happened, they told me it was a man in one of the stalls doing number 2 and my four year old stuck his head underneath the door and said to the man "don't forget to wipe your butt really good okay". If that wasn't enough while we were at the table eating, the man walked past our table to go to get him a plate and my four year old yelled out "I hoped you washed your hands young man since you were in there making stinkies!" I was so embarrased, but couldn't help but to laugh.
2007-02-23 14:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by MrsGreen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋