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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. The woman signalled No!' desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her kn*ckers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her ar*e.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"!

2007-02-23 02:41:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

lmao! you deserve a star! 20/10! i looooooooooove it!

2007-02-23 03:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1 0

Absolutely ucking brilliant

2007-02-23 06:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 5 · 1 0

Nice joke

2007-02-23 02:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Truth is elusive 7 · 0 0

I have never seen this one before,absolutely hilarious,
I nearly wet my knickers laughing. 10/10

2007-02-23 03:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oh my god thats quality never heard it before either
a doff of the cap to you kind sir

2007-02-23 02:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 3 0

Good one Fella.!!!
10/10.!!!

2007-02-23 18:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

hahahaha that is discustingly funny! XP

2007-02-23 02:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 1 0

Ewwwww!

Funny though!

2007-02-23 02:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0 0

Lol That is a great joke!

2007-02-23 03:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by Dark Witch 2 · 1 0

Now that was funny!!! so stealing that and using it now lol

2007-02-23 02:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by FINN 3 · 1 0

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