Funny joke or not?

Question

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Answer 1

Very Funny!!!!

Answer 2

i dont know that one, but i'm not that stupid, no it wasn't funny.
Now i'm blonde, but blonde jokes only work when they are funny...
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works! on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were! the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian. To which the Blonde replied, ! "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellllllllooo," answered
the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Thanks to my brother!! Although i'm not sure the last one is the best to end on... so... how do you like them?

Answer 3

i was sure all blonds were think as two short planks,got a job on a murder case,bet she will send abraham lincoln down for life without parole too boot.nice one.keep them coming.

Answer 4

I thought it was funny, not the same old blonde jokes you hear all the time.

Answer 5

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes that was def. a funny joke!!! Blondes are so dumb most if the time! LOL!

Answer 6

I'm not usually a fan of blonde jokes, but that one was pretty funny! :)

Answer 7

Yes, verry funny. Haven't heard that before. hehehe

Answer 8

Not one of your usually very funny gags ,reasonably amusing though.

Answer 9

WoW!

Gotta love those blondes ♥

That was hilarious!

Answer 10

it never gets old with them blondes. you get another star from me.
i love all of your jokes.