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2007-02-23 02:22:49 · 15 answers · asked by God Still Speaks Through His Word! 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Once again Darwin fans, back by popular demand. These questions are natural extensions of Darwin's conclusions. Are you offended? Does it sound like a ridiculous question? It is. Darwin's conclusions ARE ridiculous.

2007-02-23 02:31:56 · update #1

15 answers

Good joke. Now when the atheists come crashing down on your faith please don't go and whine about persecution, OK? You just lost the right to be 'offended'.

2007-02-23 02:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Wow, that must have taken what.....2 seconds to spew forth?
I'm so compelled by your wit and complex ideas.
Oh wait, that's just a fart, I guess I wasn't compelled by this at all.
tc

2007-02-23 10:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 3 1

Thanks for this! You've just shown why Darwin eventually turned away from christianity, along with many of us here.

I'm with Ghandi. I like your christ. I do not like your christians. Your christians are SO unlike your christ.

2007-02-23 10:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 4 1

Neither, Female Robots all the way.

2007-02-23 10:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by Robo 3 · 1 1

Women are female monkeys. I'm a male monkey.

2007-02-23 10:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

According to his biography, he seems to have dated only Christian females. I'll let you categorize them.

2007-02-23 10:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by JAT 6 · 4 0

I am the proud great, great, great, great uncle, 8943 times removed of a monkey.

2007-02-23 10:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

If he were a Christian religious figure it would be little boy monkeys.

2007-02-23 10:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

what would be your sh*gging preference? a dog or a sheep? mmm tough one huh?

2007-02-23 10:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by dragontears 4 · 0 1

Did you think that question up all by yourself?

2007-02-23 10:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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