I was Djing in a club a few years back and got so drunk that I fell on top of the decks and all the music and lights went out! ooooops.
It's gotta be a good one to get my 10 points which I will award in 1 hour!!!!
2007-02-23 02:19:03 · 14 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You weren't meant to tell everyone that lis_sa and, sorry forgot that I have to wait 4 hours! Now that's another embarrassing thing............!!!
2007-02-23 02:29:12 · update #1
CJ is front runner at the moment.
2007-02-23 02:51:29 · update #2
i was once in a cafe, i ordered a coffee and a min packet of custard cream biscuits, then sat down at a table.
an old man came and sat across from me i was daydreaming about that night as i was going out and not paying attention to anything until the man picked up my packet of biscuits and ate one, he then looked at me and smiled i couldnt believe it i just stared at him but didnt say anything as he was old but then the cheeky bugger reach down and took a second one out of the packet and smiled at me again i thougt i wasnt having that!! the old man had a cream bun at the side of his coffee cup so i reached over and grabbed it took a great big bite out of it grabbed my last custard cream from the packed,smiled at him and walked out of the cafe, the man looked a bit shocked but it served him right!!
Its only when i got to the car park and put my hand in my pocket for my keys that i found MY PACKET OF BISCUITS!! the man had only been eating his own packet of biccys as mine were stuffed in my pocket
i felt like such an idiot that poor old man must have thought i was a total lunatic biting his bun for no reason stealing his biscuit and running out of the place.
I have never been back to that cafe since but i chuckle about it now when i tell people.
2007-02-23 02:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
in a club a few years back they were running some sort of promotion where if you did certain dares you could win a prize, a t-shirt, or free drinks or £50. the dare was to lick chocolate squirty cream off of a girls barefeet. I secretly fancied doing that so voluntered. anyway the catch was the girl had been dancing barefoot all evening and had quite dirty feet but I did it anyway to get the free drinks for my group of friends.
I thought that i had heard the last of it once the jokes etc had died down as the evening wore on but was extremely embarassed to find a picture of me doing the dare in the local paper later that week as part of an advert for the club.
2007-02-23 02:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Barefoot_Ben 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went swimming with my brother and i was underwater, I thought I saw his trunks so for a laugh I pulled them down when I came up laughing my head off I quickly realised that it wasn't my brother it was infact some total stranger and to make matters worse it was a girl about 2 years older than me i was 14 at the time.. I went and got changed after that.
2007-02-23 02:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by Dominic G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was working as a waitress about 9 years ago, my uniform was a waist length shirt and a wrap round skirt, one day in the middle of the lunch rush, my hands filled with dirty plates my skirt falls down, leaving me standing there in a packed restaurant in my most tattiest pants! the worst thing was i had to walk to a table to put the plates down before i could grab my skirt and run!
2007-02-23 02:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't remember as i was drunk at the time, but my bf said i peed on a balcony in spain!
p.s. you have 2 wait 4 hours b4 u can vote 4 best answer!
2007-02-23 02:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walked into the wrong caravan when i was a kid and went to the toilet,it was only when i came out when i realised the mistake i had made.
2007-02-23 02:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by spamalot 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tripped on my robe on way onto the stage at my graduation ceremony. The robe ripped badly and I knocked myself out and had to be taken to hospital... My relatives were very proud.
2007-02-26 21:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tibbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got on a bus years ago,saw the back of my brother,sat behind him and started playing with his hair..He shot round and it wasn't my brother!!! Oooops,no escape !!!
2007-02-26 04:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got on a bus years ago,saw the back of my brother,sat behind him and started playing with his hair..He shot round and it wasn't my brother!!! Oooops,no escape !!!
2007-02-23 02:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by trish b 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answered this question lol
i walked back from the toilets at work with my cage open with the beast on view for eveyone to see
(zipper down...pecker outish)
2007-02-23 02:23:19 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋