blonde bird rings the fire brigade says her house is on fire... fireman asks, '' how do i get there?''
blonde replies ''durrrrrr! in the big red truck!''
2007-02-23 01:48:05 · 20 answers · asked by emma d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
2007-02-23 01:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a blond woman was speeding down the street. A blond police officer pulled her over and asked for her license. The blond driver asked, what does it look like. the police officer said, its square and has your picture on it. so the blond driver went in her purse and pulled out a mirror and gave it to the police officer. the officer said: oh! I'm sorry for pulling you over, I did'nt know you were a police officer! Have a nice day!
2007-02-23 01:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by Joslyn M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde wrecks her car in Texas. The Sheriff arives and asked her what happened? She said she dropped her cell phone and bent down to pick it up and when she sat back up there was a tree in front of her, so she swerved and then there was another tree and then another one and she lost control of the car. The Sheriff looks up and down the road and then looks at the blonde and says mam, I don't see any trees except for your air freshener on the rear-view mirror. (Remember, she was in Texas,)( No trees)
2007-02-23 01:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by golden rider 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie 8/10
2007-02-23 02:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And she applies for a divers liscense and they ask her her birthday. March 21st. What year ? Every year! 8/10 not bad.
2007-02-23 01:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a blond into a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner
2007-02-23 01:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, yeah! LOL. Blonde Logic! LOL.
Good One!
2007-02-25 05:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaa very funny 10/10
2007-02-26 04:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the funniest part of the joke was that you said "bird."
2007-02-23 01:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one Emma.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-02-23 20:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋