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Maybe you should get that hernia fixed?

2007-02-23 01:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 3 0

Reminds me of the story of the guy who wanted girls notice him. A friend told him to get two good sized potatoes and put them in his pants, and then the girls would really notice him. After a week, he came back to his friend and said that he still hadn't gotten a date, even though he did what his friend told him to. His friend looked down and said, "Try putting the potatoes in the FRONT of your pants".

2007-02-23 09:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just take the sock out of your underwear and the bulge will go away

2007-02-23 09:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Put your hand down at about the level of their eyesight at the moment, make a look up gesture. If they look up, and the people around you and the setting allows it, ask her if she is looking for something. That will probably embarass her, and if your looking for a girl, you may come across one brazen enough to look at you and say she was shopping or something of that sort.

2007-02-23 09:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by acollegeangel 2 · 0 0

if you want a real answer to this q ill give it to you but be honest you know you like it because the girls are wondering if its that big or if your stuffing it... but if you are tired of it be honest and say what the hell you looking at... you don't like it when guys look at your boobs so stop looking at me... be honest and to the point... good luck

2007-02-23 09:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by tlcoufan 3 · 0 0

I'm sure other men would hate you for that! :D A smart "Got an eyefull, yet?" with a dirty look would make them back off.

2007-02-23 09:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Erin 3 · 0 0

LoL, Be Proud...or take the sock out of your pants!

2007-02-23 09:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1 0

Everytime you catch them staring, say this:
"Most horses are well endowed but that doesnt make them sensitive lovers you know".

2007-02-23 09:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by tomy 3 · 0 0

Maybe you should stop stuffing your socks in your pants, that way they won't look.

2007-02-23 09:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Loves It<3 4 · 1 0

Yeah, I'm sure it does - wear a jockstrap and/or looser pants.

2007-02-23 09:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 0

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