It's either one or the other. I am so confused.
2007-02-23 01:21:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God made alcohol. Nuff said.
2007-02-23 01:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well,, I feel like Jesus, the day after the Alcohol.
2007-02-23 09:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to Jesus with your Alcohol. It is not Either the one or the other. After a time Jesus himself would find a way to deal with the Alcohol.
Let me assure you with one thing , you are not going to go to Hell because you drink Alcohol , you Go to Hell because you did not Belive in Him whom God Has Sent.
2007-02-23 09:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Dani G 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Weep for Christ, he died for our sins, then drown your sorrow in a very nice bottle of Chianti - served with small round pieces of rice paper, pretend it is the flesh of Christ and that will make you feel better, and not at all anything to do with cannabilism, of course, red wine is the 'blood' of christ (but don't even think about Vampires. they are myth and are not meant exist - a bit like god and christ?), so obviously you can turn to 'jesus' and alcohol - as it is so heavily promoted in churches. Then again, you might just like to eat a tortilla wrap and drink a bottle of Beer from the local Taco stand, where 'Jesus' works from 5pm till late.
2007-02-23 09:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd say if you don't turn to Jesus, you'd better turn to alcohol to ease the pain you'll be feeling when you end up in the Lake of eternal fire! Hmmm, by the looks of your picture, you look like you're already there!? Oh well some like it hot!!
2007-02-23 09:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well if you turn into Jesus you can turn 80% of yourself into alcohol and then you get both.
2007-02-23 09:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If those are your only options, I would suggest Jesus, no one has ever been ticketed for driving under the influence of Jesus.
2007-02-23 09:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why the "either or" ??? Turn to Jesus, drink your wine and be happy with both!
2007-02-23 10:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be like me, and turn to both. But put Jesus first.
2007-02-23 09:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by Bryan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well all you see at the bottom of a bottle is emptiness and a book well not much from that ether less boredom i suppose . but the choice is up to you pet don't let anyone make it for you. my advice is go out and find a hobby to take your mind off things and sometimes good things come out of it.
2007-02-23 09:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by dragontears 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋