I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Thenyou wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get
ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,
and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every
day, and then you finish off as an orgxsm.
2007-02-23 01:06:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is one of the best Ideas I have ever heard of in my life! You ever heard something so good that you wish YOU had thought of it?- LOL! Thats how I feel right now! Mind if I repeat this?
2007-02-23 01:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by superbad~honeydip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha!! That was great! I needed a good laugh! I have thought several times that life is backwards! By the time you figure it out, it's too late. By the time you retire, you're about to drop dead!
2007-02-23 09:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know I`ve always said this!!
Now how to make it work!!???
That`s a 10/10 cool buddy,
Tink x
2007-02-24 12:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original. What a way to think of life in reverse.
2007-02-23 09:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome.
2007-02-23 12:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE HELL thats funny sh*t
2007-02-23 09:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...cute...thanks for sharing...
2007-02-23 09:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋