A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks the guy, "How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?"
The guy replied, "I was walking along the beach one day and I came across this bottle buried halfway in the sand. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie. She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her."
"For my first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and POOF right there on the sand was $10,000,00."
"For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and POOF right there on the ocean was a 90-foot yacht."
"Finally for my third wish, I wanted to have sxx with the genie, but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in those kind of activities." So, I said, "How about a little head?"
2007-02-23 00:57:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke chris think i will have some of what jay5 is on 10/10
2007-02-23 02:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third wish has nothing funny about it...wish the guy, were gifted with better luck, when he conceived his third wish. Seems he was NOT really "pregnant enough with ideas." The guy displayed stereotype, "scarcity mentality," somewhat, when it came to the third wish. Wish him better luck for the future, buddy! And an "abundance mentality set," too!
2007-02-23 01:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My god man!! How many more!!
Don`t you moan at me because I havn`t posted any jokes again!!!!
Answering yours is a full time job!!
Albeit enjoyable
10/10 an` a *
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha pretty funny but learn where to put Ur commas one million dollars is 1,000,000 not 10,000,00 thats 10 thousand and .00 cents
2007-02-23 01:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by asem a 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny! 8/10
2007-02-23 01:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by superbad~honeydip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. 6/10
2007-02-23 01:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Punishement for a greedy guy.
2007-02-23 01:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Expression 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny. In a dirty way, but still funny.
2007-02-23 01:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by Linzzzo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not hilarious but raised a chuckle
2007-02-23 00:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Andy M Thompson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was a good one,very clen and good for a bit of a lift.
2007-02-23 03:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋