One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man wasn't familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for.
The first man said, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."
The second man then asked, "Can you get it over the counter?"
"You probably could, if you took two pills," replied the first man.
Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
Q: What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A: You get a stiff neck.
Q: What is Viagra Falls?
A: A newly discovered waterfall that flows upward.
2007-02-23
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