Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: Why are only 2% of all blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt-n-peckers.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a building, who would hit the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call twenty blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader
2007-02-23 00:40:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest ****?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her indicator was on.
Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their ****.
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.
2007-02-23 01:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I consistently knew blonde jokes have been undesirable yet those are in all hazard the worst that i've got heard, could no longer even crack a grin. Did you're making a number of those up instantaneous? Sorry mate, gotta attempt extra durable than that!
2016-12-18 09:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-02-23 07:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes travelling in a lift. Lift stops, doors open. Drop-dead guy walks in and travels a couple of floors with them. He eyes them. They eye him. Lifts stops at his chosen floor and he leaves. One blonde says to the other "Yeuchhhh!" Did you see the awful dandruff on his shoulders? Second blonde: "He was gorgeeous - I'd take him home and give him Head and Shoulders." First Blonde, puzzled - "How do you give Shoulders?"
or:
Two blondes walked into an office building. The end.
or:
A blonde counting coins into a bag to take to the bank:
"One"
"Another one"
Another one".............................................
2007-02-23 01:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ross H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm a blonde but I've always thought blonde jokes were funny. Those are pretty good.
2007-02-23 00:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by saylersmom03 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dreadful
2007-02-23 00:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by StéphanDeGlasgow 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can handle blonde jokes, and some are really funny. These are not.
Did you time travel back to 1994 to get these?
2007-02-23 00:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by ~Natacha~ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heard them all b4 but still laugh
2007-02-23 03:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah
2007-02-23 00:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good - someones there that I have not heard before
2007-02-23 00:49:19 · answer #11 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋