After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem.
I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
2007-02-23 00:39:35 · 5 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG thats cute !!! And a star!!!
2007-02-23 03:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!i am so outta here...10/5 star..see ya...
2007-02-23 08:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...kinda funny.
2007-02-23 08:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lola 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-23 08:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by grmat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
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2007-02-23 08:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋