2007-02-23 00:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear God:
Get the f*ck out.
Amen.
10 thumbs-downs!! A NEW PERSONAL RECORD!!
2007-02-23 00:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 10⤋
Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children at:
Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamps, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee, California 3/5/01 and
El Cajon, California 3/22/01?
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
2007-02-23 09:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by Char 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here where I live, God is already out of schools. I should tell that I am 39 and when I was in school, a woman came by every now and then and gave us bibles. I have now grown up to be a very spiritual person and have led a good life and I have always thanked my past experience with the God as the reason.
2007-02-23 08:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by Wayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I practically picketed God while I was still in high school, but he was a sneaky little guy and I couldn't really get him out.
My best bet...do an exorcism. Since God is in essence an unwelcome being within you school, which is a demon.
ha ha, I am totally kidding.
Write a petition get a lot of signatures.
Go to your local news station.
Write letters to your Senator, and Governor.
Make signs that say "No God beyond this point" ha ha
Get active politically and let go of folklore and prayers.
2007-02-23 08:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lack of prayer forsakes GOD and he leaves without contention.
2007-02-23 08:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Senator:
The separation of church and state is one of the fundamental principles upon which our nation was founded....(go from here)
If you do not stop allowing the church to legislate god into the school system, I will crush you like a bug.
Yours truly,
Godzilla
Edit: definition of prayer: 3.an earnest request or wish
2007-02-23 08:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God, make the teachers ignorant of your grace and make our government filled with nothing but emtpy faith, God stop our children from wanting to know who or what put them here and why.
Can you squeeze robotic nonquestiong behaviour in there too so we can stop them from pursuing meaning in life other than the here and now?
2007-02-23 08:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Antares 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think He is to busy trying to keep prayer out himself right now to hear you.
Love and blessings Don
2007-02-23 08:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one... Denounce the Holy Spirit and you will never be forgiven (this is the only unforgivable sin)
Seeing as you will never be forgiven, then there is little point in attending some organised religious cult...
or b) just dont bother with it at all
2007-02-23 08:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you want him out of schools? What harm has it ever done?
2007-02-23 09:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by janeannpat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
2007-02-23 08:47:21 · answer #11 · answered by Rozzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋