A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said," That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
2007-02-23 00:06:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hxoker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
2007-02-23 00:07:00 · update #1
Now that`s funny!
And I agree with Jay A!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! I think some people should go to their nearest pub & get themselves a double shot of SENSE OF HUMOUR!
2007-02-23 00:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jay A 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sort of a stunner. Not really funny. Sorry.
2007-02-23 00:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by perleo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes thats funny hehe
2007-02-23 00:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say 6.5/10 - reasonably funny, not side splitting.
2007-02-23 00:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by mememe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good for her. I hope she use the safety gear:)
2007-02-23 00:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-23 00:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's too long. i don't have the patience to read it
2007-02-23 00:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by baba 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't laugh.
2007-02-23 00:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by Peanut butter Jelly Time!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
enough already!
2007-02-23 00:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by Jaz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋