Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?
Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ?
The hair from a buffalo's axs was more manageable
Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
It matches their mustache
How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse
Why don't brunettes get brexst implants ?
They've already spent their money on thigh & bxtt implants
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
" What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"
Why did God create brunettes ?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
The invitation
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
From their underarms
2007-02-23 00:02:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a bresxst job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ?
Startled
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
A hostage
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
2007-02-23 00:03:11 · update #1
you will ruffle a few of the birds feathers with that one chris
2007-02-23 03:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok i'm a brunette and I found them quite comical but alot of people would take offence makes a change from the Dumb Blonde jokes i suppose
2007-02-23 00:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by laurabrown26 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Where`s my damn gun!! Let battle commence!!
I loved these, faf.
10/10 an` a *
Keep up the good work.
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some not funny 'cos they're just not funny (a crap joke is a crap joke). Other's don't really work because we don't have the same level of national/cultural references to brunettes being ugly, fat etc that we do to blondes being dumb.
2007-02-23 00:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by bumpity-bump 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
This is CRAP! its supposed too be Blondes not brunette! It really hurt my feeling!!!
2007-02-23 14:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny but i think you may upset some of the women on here
2007-02-23 00:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And the Yahoo Answers award for most jokes in one question goes to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Chris/Cuddles!!
Loving them!
2007-02-23 00:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jay A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least your laying of blondes for the day!
2007-02-23 00:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jaz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-23 00:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY.!!!
2007-02-23 22:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋