Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen to his conversation.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty
good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-02-22 23:16:43 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, thats good! I love it...
2007-02-22 23:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nerdling from Down Under 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brillant
2007-02-23 03:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good one!
JC - Maybe there was a lot of background noise at the mall, plus the distortion of the speaker phone.....
2007-02-22 23:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. 10/10
2007-02-22 23:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-02-22 23:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-23 02:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny ha ha.. its good to read a nice clean joke now and then.thanks
2007-02-22 23:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes Yes Yes good one, now that was funny.
2007-02-22 23:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so they turned my reason for getting a divorce into a joke huh
2007-02-22 23:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Sarah.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-22 23:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It didnt even physically make me smile... 0 0
2007-02-22 23:20:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋