A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with
your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.
But
let
me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel
qualified
to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
2007-02-22 19:56:41 · 16 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9 outa 10. no bull..lol
2007-02-22 21:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. 10/10
2007-02-23 07:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-26 17:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo!! LOL. LOL. Ah, that Johnny! LOL.
Goood one!
2007-02-25 17:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-23 06:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hahahahaha very good lol
2007-02-23 06:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, I'll have to remember this
2007-02-26 21:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by caruso_07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"that was crap" ha ha 10/10 really
2007-02-23 05:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol.xxxx
2007-02-23 05:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!!
2007-02-23 07:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋