A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun
standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or
impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either
2007-02-22 19:53:32 · 6 answers · asked by Stargate 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…
2007-02-22 20:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just read the same joke the other day.. and it still is hilaaarious! LOL! thumbs up to u!
2007-02-22 20:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-22 21:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W o W . . . balls eyes . . . .
that's fun . . fun . .
I bet the guy in hiding have touched the balls.
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2007-02-22 21:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was really funny! XD nice one!
2007-02-22 20:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pardon me?im too young soz and whats the balls?
2007-02-22 20:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋