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Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest ****?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her indicator was on.

Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree

Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their ****.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.

2007-02-22 19:37:41 · 8 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

:) but beware the imminent wrath of the blonde army

2007-02-22 20:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Awesome jokes. 10/10

2007-02-22 23:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 1 0

Q: How do u know a blonde is weird?
A: She answers her own questions!

2007-02-22 20:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by PPrincess5 2 · 2 0

they are amazing i wish i could give you points for that


i tel ay what ill make a question u answer it i will choose u as best question

2007-02-22 20:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

HA HAA HAAAAAA GREAT 10/10

2007-02-22 20:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

does this include the people who had their hairs dyed their hair blonde????

=((

2007-02-22 21:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 1 0

totally hilarious.. but some may appear to be rather offensive...

2007-02-22 20:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 2 0

LMAO!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I love the Macy*s one! totally awesome! love them SERIOUSLY!

2007-02-22 21:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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