After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem.
I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
2007-02-22 19:36:48 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BRILLIANT!
2007-02-22 21:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-02-23 04:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats the best joke I've seen tonight so far.
2007-02-23 06:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah that was a good one.
2007-02-23 03:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, well if it's still flashing turn it off!! lol DUHH =D
2007-02-23 04:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how can he mistaken a human for a pig? i just dont get that!
2007-02-23 04:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!! Way funny!
2007-02-23 03:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! nice one. ^_^
2007-02-23 03:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anon123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol?
2007-02-23 04:08:24 · answer #9 · answered by t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋