A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her,"Father,may I ask a favor?" "Of course.What may I do for u?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened & well over the Customs limits,& I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.Is there any way you could carry it thru Customs for me?Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you,dear,but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face,Father,no one will question you."
When they got to Customs,she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked,"Father,do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist,I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange,so asked,"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,to date,unused."
Roaring with laughter,the official said"Go right ahead father,NEXT"
2007-02-22 19:14:26 · 40 answers · asked by sexy rack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one! ive never heard that before! 100000000/100000000!
2007-03-02 06:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, 2 thumbs up! The priest got some good quick thinking!
2007-03-01 16:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! I am so ugly that on Halloween my father suggested I put underwear over my head and go out as an a**.
2007-02-22 19:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A definate 10!!!!
2007-02-26 02:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... actually the woman changed the hair dryer to a dildo on the last minute.
2007-02-22 19:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh My God! That was like really very, very funny...I just loved it. Made me roar with laughter, mew with happiness and purr with delight!!!
2007-02-22 19:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
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2007-02-22 19:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i like the priest
2007-02-26 11:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats punny=)
2007-02-22 19:26:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priest on the move . . . move with him , ,
then lie with him . . then ask, how often does
he says he doesn't lie.. .then SMILE
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2007-02-22 21:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋