Then herds you into cattle cars and ships you out to the slaughter houses to feed some other superior race he has somewhere else else in the universe.
2007-02-22 18:11:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am not unhappy or angry. Now as far as your fantasy boogie man Satan controlling my soul Hes welcome to it.
2007-02-22 18:31:48 · update #1
You have a sick mind
2007-02-22 18:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
What if Heaven was to actually turn out to be just a stock yard and God just herds you into a holding pen.?
Then you would question the beliefs of most people reading this page, who are then likely to feel offended that you do not "believe".
Ever noticed that we say - "believe in God".
We never say - "believe in science". We'd rather experiment and verify for ourselves. But as for God, we can only believe what we were born into :-(
2007-02-23 02:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jack! 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I like your question! You never really know...
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been my best friend, as He has kept me healthy and rich all these years!
2007-02-23 02:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by wittster 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would go to a stockyard and slaughter houses just to be with God. I'm sure the accomodations would be far worse in hell, the alternative to heaven.
2007-02-23 02:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Terry Z 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
This guy is a believer you can tell. He is a very angry guy and wants to cry to us christians. We love you lil buddy and may the lord help you out because as we can see you now, you are unhappy and angry and satan is controlling your soul.
2007-02-23 02:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by sirsayer21 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
We actually just make the crackers and wine for mass.
2007-02-23 02:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by Adrianne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the stock yard would make better accomodations than Hell. :P
2007-02-23 02:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Then Father God would be a liar and not trustworthy at all. Ofcourse, I am convinced that He is who He says He is.
2007-02-23 02:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by martha d 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would rather be in a holding pen with God than in hell with satan.
2007-02-23 02:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Moni B 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
What if God decided it was your time to go and you didn't get another chance to take Him seriously, repent of this mocking Him and you end up in the Lake of eternal fire? OUCH!!
2007-02-23 02:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by connie 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That would be a logical theory derived from evolution., be careful you might start a cult among atheists.
2007-02-23 02:21:46 · answer #11 · answered by Socinian F 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋