City boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from a
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my
money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny
replied, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What
ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can.
Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?" Kenny replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500
tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."Farmer
asked, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny responded, "Just the guy who
won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron
2007-02-22 17:46:36 · 12 answers · asked by roscoedeadbeat 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! Any other Kennys around please put your hands up
not up my skirt you donkeys!!!
2007-02-22 20:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 01:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by ebonie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one for kenny
2007-02-22 21:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wasn't enron the name of the company that cheated everyone?
that's cool...
2007-02-22 18:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.. really good
2007-02-22 20:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Bala 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good.....cheers to kenny!
2007-02-22 18:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-22 18:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was ssooo awesome.. and a great idea too.. lol
2007-02-22 18:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! really funny!!
2007-02-22 18:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG they killed kenny.....?
You bastard
2007-02-22 17:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋