On a Sear's hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
2007-02-22 15:24:51 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Panda♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On Dr. Pepper 2 Liter Bottle, Caution open lid slowly contents under pressure and may cause injury or death.
On McDonald's Coffee cup, contents may be extremely hot. {Because the one time McDonald's actually served something hot some fat lady burned her thighs when the lid popped off! LAWSUIT!
2007-02-22 15:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Roll_Tide! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love 'em
2007-02-22 23:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! FUNNY!
2007-02-23 01:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! :D
2007-02-22 23:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by chickie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋