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He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good ...

2007-02-22 15:18:42 · 18 answers · asked by Wassana L 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Don't laugh ... in another 2 millenia they WILL be worshipping the Easter Bunny (and basing laws on painted eggs)

2007-02-22 15:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No: "No man is fit to gaze upon His glorious visage, but if he were, then this is what he'd see: a jewel-encrusted face, a uni-brow of epic proportions, and, well, currently a mullet; I'm trying to get that last one changed though. God just hates gay people too much to go to a decent stylist." (Luke 1:4-6)

2007-02-22 23:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Joez2103 2 · 0 0

it sounds more like Santa Claus, you know the Christmas song

He knows when you've been sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been good or bad,
So be good for goodness sake!

You better not cry,
Better not pout,
Better be good
He's checking you out
Santa Claus is coming to town!

but, it also fits the description for our God as well

2007-02-22 23:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes He knows all, sees all, and hears all. No one can escape from the knowledge of God. He is not Santa Claus. God is Omnipotent, omnipresent.

2007-02-22 23:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by salvation 5 · 0 0

hey that is santa clause. thatd be sweet to have santa as God then i could have gotten that dragon dagger like i wanted in 3rd grade! i was good i swear!

2007-02-22 23:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by its not gay if... 2 · 0 0

This could describe many people. It could be describing me to my son. What's your point?

2007-02-22 23:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anomaly 4 · 0 0

Yes, He is omniscient. Allow me to finish though.

....But He loves you anyway.

SO
Give Him a try
What could you lose?
If you are looking
He will meet you too
God wants to make a connection....

2007-02-22 23:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Studier Alpha 3 · 1 0

Yes.

2007-02-22 23:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by bgood2bme@yahoo.com 2 · 0 0

We muslims believe that His knowledge, wisdom and kingdom has encompassed All creatures.

2007-02-22 23:22:01 · answer #9 · answered by Punter 2 · 1 1

he reads you like a book

2007-02-22 23:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by TJ 4 · 0 0

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