HELP please?

Question

Ok, I lost a bet....and now I have to kiss a friends bare behind. I need your help. Is there anyway I can do this without physically touching my lips/nose on the butt? Certainly not something I want to taste or smell.

Answer 1

You can't kiss something without your lips actually touching it. But don't worry, it's not going to kill you. If it's not something you want to do, I guess you should have thought of that before you agreed to the bet.