And the punch line is.....
"I'm sorry, but you can't bring those marshmallows in here!"
2007-02-22 14:58:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did the rehab security guard say to Brittany Spears when she showed up in her tube top?
2007-02-22 15:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by K G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A family went out to a Louisiana swamp for a nice picnic (because that is considered fun there). Anyway, while the father got the fire going to cook the gator-burgers the mom took the two boys down to gig some frogs. The boys started playing in the swamp as boy are ought to do. You know wrestling with the cottonmouths, hitching rides on the skeeters and such. Well they ended up quite messing, muddy and poorly looking. Well they finished up their picnic and started home. On the way they was a passing the store and Ma says let's stop and gets some of them pickled pig feet. So Pa pulls the old pickup to the side and they all pile out and head to the store. The store manager stops them at the door and looks at the two messy, dirty boys and says "I'm sorry, but you can't bring those marsh wallows in here!"
2007-02-22 23:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't I not bring these marshmallow for you? You have the crackers.
2007-02-23 03:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But you're eating marshmallows!
No...those marshmallows you know White people....
no offense to anyone! just heard this at school.
2007-02-22 23:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by k 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gulliver walks into a bar with two pillows. The bar tender tells him:
2007-02-22 23:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you walk into a restaurant, with 2 of your friends (they aren't very slim; they are actually quite chunky). a waitress walks up to you and says... (I'm sorry, but you can't bring those marshamllows in here!)
2007-02-22 23:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The insanely jealous bonfire says...
2007-02-22 23:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"thats not marshmallows that my mom!"
or "but i use them to stuff my bra"
lol
i suck
2007-02-22 23:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by Thrills 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......only whipped cream is allowed !
2007-02-22 23:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋