Does anyone here have any good jalapeno jokes [on a steek]?

Question

One said he's not happy on Halloween, because there are no costumes on a stick, so I told him he can always go as a fudge sickle.

Answer 1

I'm not Mexican, I'm Cuban. I come from Florida.
I love that guy, his new suicide bomber puppet is hilarious. A skeleton with a beard, always screaming "foot!foot!foot!"