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Explaining a higher power to athiests is kind of like explaining a painting by Monet to a blind person....ya birth defect

2007-02-22 14:35:40 · 28 answers · asked by HereForTheBeer 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think we all have a birth defect it's called human syndrome

2007-02-22 14:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think your birth defect is you were born without a brain, since this has undoubtedly taken the award for Yahoos most stupid question ever asked. You have proved to them that Christians do not appear to have any intelligence whatsoever. I just want the atheists out there to know I am Chistian, and I do not understand this at all.

2007-02-22 14:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 2 0

Except that no one is BORN an atheist. And besides, if you're going to take that position, doesn't that mean that you can hurry up and shut up about it altogether?

Anyway, the atheists will pretty much say "attempting to use logic on Christians is like attempting to" etc and quote you the whole way. It works both ways. The difference is that logic is something that's pretty much universally accepted (as in anyone who believes in a blatant contradiction, outside of religion anyway, is thought to be a nutcase) and therefore you can't really argue against it. You can't argue RATIONALLY against it, because that requires logic.

2007-02-22 14:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Most atheists seem to like to argue with christian people, and like everything else in America today, when people argue they just open their mouth and stop listening. A christian could give the greatest argument of all time, but he will not be able to convince the atheist because his beliefs are one-sided. And I think its necessary for me to say that the same goes for an atheist trying to convince a religious person that there is no God. Neither side will change its viewpoint, so I wouldnt even bother trying to argue. Its not going to accomplish anything.

2007-02-22 14:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Silent Jimmy 2 · 0 0

Because evolution takes time for starters and what reason would a monkey have to need laser-shooting eyes? If you're asking something like that then you're not an atheists because you can't rap your mind around the idea of logic. Stick to your big book of simplicity and ignorance my friend. Have a wonderful day.

2016-05-24 00:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, atheists have a genetic birth defect. It's called rational thought.

2007-02-22 14:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 6 0

If you call being too healthy to depend on religion a genetic birth defect, sure they do.

2007-02-22 14:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by harstmaster 2 · 1 0

You can only ask that question if you are an atheist. No you do not have a genetic defect.

2007-02-22 14:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0 0

Yes, we are born with a rare birth defect. It is known as "the ability to form complex thoughts". In the womb, our brains develops separately from our anus.

2007-02-22 14:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You're close, but I think you should elaborate a little further. Non-mormans have a birth defect. If you can't open your eyes and see the light that shines from the church of JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, then you have a problem and are retarded. There's a saying that we mormons use that sums up the whole situation... "you're either mormon or a moron!" End of story. Plus we have hip celebrities in our religion like... uh... let methink... oh yeah! Donnie osmon and that guy who played napoleon dynomyte. So we mormons pwn you non-mormans everytime.

2007-02-22 14:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by noobsaibot 1 · 0 2

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