Would you hammer in the morning or the evening all over this land? And which would be the greater sin - harassing the night owls with all that hammering or rousing them from REM sleep in the mornings?
Could you hammer in the afternoon so I can blame my poor work performance on it? It's a jungle out there, I tell you.
2007-02-22 14:27:47 · 8 answers · asked by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're welcome, royal, and thank YOU, Born. I'll tell my boss in the morning.
Printninja, Alotta, E.T. - It seems we are on the same page in more ways than one.
Ah, Tony. I think I'm starting to like you, like you. *blushes*
2007-02-22 15:25:47 · update #1
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes I would
2007-02-22 14:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Born of a Broken Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best to use the hammer to beat the drums in the jungle to ward off evil soap boxers
2007-02-22 22:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's why I don't believe in religion (hammer)
I believe in the carpenter (Jesus)
God Bless you.
2007-02-22 22:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gabo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like most religious people are content to just hit themselves in the head.
Over
and over
and over
and over
2007-02-22 22:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Real faith and understanding is not a hammer.
2007-02-22 22:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont worry i wont attack anyone with my hammer :P
2007-02-22 22:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd use it to knock some sense into you. and don't worry, the metaphoric concussion won't last long.
2007-02-22 22:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks Trini Lopez.
2007-02-22 22:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋