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2007-02-22 14:11:10 · 5 answers · asked by mrs.russell 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
I was pregnant with my first child. My husband and I were at church and I had gone back to the nursery for my turn to sit with the children during the service. When the last parent came to pick up her little boy she explained to him that I was going to have a baby. I was about 8 1/2 months along so my belly stuck out pretty good. He looked a little perplexed so she informed him that the baby was in my stomach. Quick as a wink he bent over lifted the front of my skirt way up and said let me see that baby. I think I turned at least four shades of red. It was a shocker needless to say. God bless the little ones.
2007-02-22 14:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by stitch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband was so proud...The nurse at the hospital had just put a blanket around our daughter after she was born. And our daughter pooped all over it as soon as it was on. The nurse said, "Oh my...well I'm gonna have to throw this one out!" and gave her a new blanket. I thought it was pretty funny. And this following story's kind of bad but I think it's funny. Our daughter is 18 months old now. A couple weeks ago we were at her grandma's house. She likes to point at everything and tell me what it is but she has a little trouble with L's. So when she pointed to the clock she said cock. That wasnt the funny part though. I dont know what led her to do this but right after she pointed to the clock she put her fingers to her nose and said, "PU stinky cock!" My mom was horrified when I told her about it and said it wasnt funny but I couldnt stop laughing.
2007-02-22 15:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had 2 wonderful pregnancy!!!!!! my first I Iate everything that wasn't nailed down gained 100lbs and had a baby in 13 mins from start to finish "with no pain of any kind" and was back down to my reg weight in 4 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my 2nd one was pretty much the same the only difference was it took me 1hour 13 mins and about 2 weeks to lose the weight "109 lbs"!!!!!!!!! and both my kids slept all night long from the first day home.... hope your is as good fun and easy as mine GOOD LUCK
2007-02-22 14:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by magic_words13 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little boy comes home from preschool.
"Mama! We learned about 911 today!"
"That's nice, Junior. Go play."
"But Mama!"
"Uh huh. Go play!"
A couple of minutes later, banging on the door. Mama opens it. A cop is standing there.
Junior appears at the door.
"See, Mama. I told you we learned about 911 today!"
2007-02-22 15:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first answer cracked me up lol.
2007-02-22 21:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by proby_girly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋