Two blondes are planning a bank robbery. One of them stays in the car with the engine running and the other one pulls on a balaclava. "Now," says the getaway driver, "You've got the gun?"
"Yes."
"You've got the rope."
"Yes."
"And you;ve got the dynamite."
"Yes."
"Go for it!"
So the blonde runs into the bank. She's been gone a long time and no explosion. Then she's been gone a VERY long time and no explosion. The getaway driver is about to give up and drive off when the blonde runs out of the bank; no money, balaclava half off, pursued by a security guard with his trousers round his angles, and jumps in the car. As they speed off, the getaway driver says, "I tell you every time!....you're meant to tie up the guard and blow the safe."
2007-02-22 12:08:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blah Blah - you're in the jokes section - it's not a question :)
2007-02-22 12:14:25 · update #1
oops! meant to say his 'ankles' not his angles :)
2007-02-22 14:19:17 · update #2
'bass ace' - with a avatar like yours, need I say more :)/
2007-02-22 14:21:58 · update #3
GOOD ONE FINGERS ITS FRID TINK THEY ARE TIRED AND DONT SEE THE FUNNY SIDE
2007-02-22 22:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She roped the safe, banged the guard and tied the dynamite to her balaclava. No wait- Okay, right- She dynamited the guard's trousers- okay? Blew the angles and the get-away driver........Can you run that by me again?
2007-02-22 20:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Hes some of mine::
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves
2007-02-22 20:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by ... 2 · 7⤊ 2⤋
now thats funny she gave the secerity gaurd a (blow) job instead of blowing up the safe i get it ! Lmfao.!!!
2007-02-22 21:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Miranda B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I hold my hands up...I hate blonde jokes, but this is the first funny one I've heard. Congratulations, you made me laugh ! I'll just pretend she wasn't blonde
2007-02-22 20:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've made that same mistake,,except with my boss.
Boy did I get a good promotion!
2007-02-22 20:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lauran B. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee.
Don't understand why women get uppity about blonde jokes.
See one who is proud her hair comes out of a bottle!!
I am blonde,ginger,red and grey. Proud to be me, bring on more jokes please!
2007-02-22 20:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's friggin' hilarious!!! Nice work.
2007-02-22 20:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan.
2007-02-22 20:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by ra63 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA
2007-02-23 03:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋