Whats the wierdest thing thats happened to you when walking down the road?

Question

The other day i was walking my dog and somebody threw womens underwear over the wall, I dread to think what was going on! lol

Answer 1

Well being that I, too, have had an extremely bizarre "walking down the road" incident, I couldn't help but share as well.
Several years ago I was walking home from a friend's house a block or so down. I lived on a gravel road, it was raining. Here comes a guy riding his bicycle while staring at me in a vulturous manner, ya know, those type that practically break their necks looking back as they pass. When suddenly CRASH! he and his bike go flipping and tumbling across the road. About this time, my friend pulls up witnessing the whole scene. The guy then jumped up off the road, gripping his wrist while staring at his hand, screaming bloody murder at the top of his lungs. He then takes off running in opposite the direction he was riding, leaving his bike behind as it lay mangled and twisted on the road. My friend and I were both very confused at how the guy seemed to completely overreact until we walked over to inspect the area of the crash. There I stood, screaming as I looked down to see a whole finger lying on the ground, obviously road-rashed off. I ran into my house and called 911, reporting what just took place. By this time, my friend put the finger into a sandwich bag on ice in an empty coffee can. After hours of waiting anxiously for an EMT or police officer to come and retrieve the poor guy's finger, which never happened, I called the police department back and the town's only hospital to find that no man ever showed up or contacted either. They told me that it was ok to just discard the finger which we did very hesitantly so. And that's it, I never heard anything from anybody ever again about that day. Even now, it still freaks me out and I run a cold chill everytime I think about it. It's almost like it was just some freakish nightmare. But, indeed, it did happen and I will never forget it.

Answer 2

I was walking down the road a couple of months ago. I was on my way to the pub All dolled up and feeling great.I heard big woolf whistles and turned round to see a load of work men ogling me.I gave them a wink while practising my sexiest walk.Then suddenly I slipped on dog **** and landed right on top of it.The workies all started cheering and laughing. I was off my mark to the pub.It was time for a sharp harp.Ive never been so mortified.When I got to the pub I couldnt stay long as my friends said I was stinking.Ive never felt so Embarrassed.

Answer 3

I saw this really attractive woman and I couldn't stop looking at her but I was also trying not to stare and wierd her out. Apparently she was doing the same thing because she walked straight into a lamppost and a few seconds later I tripped on the edge of a drain cover.

I thought it was too much of a coincidence so I was going to go over and speak to her but she must have been embarrassed because she got up, covered her face and ran away.

Answer 4

2 friends of ours (Male) were driving down the road. Up ahead on the pavement was a Lady walking. Cor!! She's gorgeous. they say. They recall she had really long slim legs, the tiniest bum ever clad in tight black leather trousers and the longest, blondest hair ever. Driver says to passenger to wind the window down and give her a loud wolf whistle - which they did and a long hoot on the horn but it was only as they drove past they realised it was Guy! Oh well, better luck next time Boys!

Answer 5

I had had an argument with my husband and was fuming so i decided to go to the local shop to get something don't remember what but as I marched the cars coming in my direction kept beeping their horns, I was thinking well I ain't so bad sod him and was feeling a bit chuffed with my self by the time i got to the shop. Anyway I got what i wanted and went to pay when the shop assistant, that luckily I knew said shazz did you know your boob is showing. How shameful

Answer 6

Yeah so i was takeing one of my many walks around my neighborhood and i was walking in this condo across the street from my house. It was fairly early in the morning and i was minding my own business and happend to look up not really paying much attention to what was going on and i looked into this window because it was open and your just walking by so whatever you know. The window was open and there was this thirtyish year old man sitting in front of the window buttass naked rubbing one out in front of the window . Yeah he was going at it, i went home and called the police.

Answer 7

When I was a freshman in H.S. I was walking home and some seniors from my school were driving towards me, I saw one leaning out the window, and as they drove past they threw a big soda at me, like a big gulp. Since I saw what they were doing as they drove by I caught the soda and threw it back into the car.

Then I ran like hell!!!

Answer 8

i became strolling on a sidewalk and there turned right into a cover element over my head and a chook flew down and were given stuck below my ribs and that i went DOWN! i became knocked out for like 3 seconds..yet actually everyone laughed...and the chook had hassle flying lower back.

Answer 9

My friend and I were walking, where 2 old guys in a not great shape truck come up and ask us where Pep-Boys is. We point, and they converse, then speed away. We still don't know what happened.

Answer 10

I saw a woman beating herself 2 weeks ago