were having a laughing competition, it sounds odd but please go with it
2007-02-22 11:03:23 · 12 answers · asked by jimmyz755 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just say with a straight face and rather loudly, "I wear adult diapers!"
Gets 'em every time
2007-02-22 11:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Tumbling Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen Cheese on Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends? It's on cartoon network. Or just go on Google videos and type in Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends Cheese or something similar.You will soon find Cheese is the yellow upside down bowling pin. Pretty much anything he says will make people laugh. Such as these:
* "LET ME DO IT!"
*"I HAVE BRACES"
* " I LIIKE CHOCOLATE MILK"
* "I'M A HORSEY" (then make a sheep sound, like that's what a horse says)
If all else fails, just laugh your weirdest and loudest laugh, wear a helmet, and dress really weird. ( I think you know where I'm getting)
2007-02-22 11:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by !DookDook! ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your friends are showing off his brand new designer watches, jeans or shirts, just say " Calvin Klien jeans! Wow, that looks so close like the original ones!"
2016-05-24 00:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to bend over and spell run 3 times
2007-02-23 00:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Cornell is Hot! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If the c**k ant crowin, then it ant mornin"
"You show me yours and I'll think about it"
"Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympics, Even if you win you are still retarded"
"If I am not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"
2007-02-22 15:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, try calling someone a butthole/head/munch to their face without cracking up.
2007-02-22 11:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by booda2009 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom eats mustard and honey sandwiches.
2007-02-22 11:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see my self in your pants !
Or you can try .. SSSSccchhhwwwiinnngg !
2007-02-22 11:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by ::♥Breezeway♥:: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres the always good "thats what she said" but there is also "your mom", "thats what your mom said", or "gay baby"
go childish and youll get em for sure
2007-02-22 11:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by Liz j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Show me a man who can fart in church and I'll show you a man that sits in his own pew!"
2007-02-22 11:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋