"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."
"Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away."
"You're so sweet, you give me a toothache."
2007-02-22 10:39:59
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answer #1
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answered by ( Kelly ) 7
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The BEST pickup line ever came up with by me.
"Hi I'm George, how are you?"
2007-02-22 18:39:04
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answer #2
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answered by George W 6
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Would you like to dance? I have always found that dancing is it's own fancy way of saying come on check this out I am not a clutz on the dance floor.
2007-02-22 18:42:19
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answer #3
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answered by Arthur Richards of Kent 3
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A guy told me I'm fine as wine, look so good I'm blowing his mine.
I know your feet hurt baby because you been running around in my mine because I been thinking about you all the time.
2007-02-22 19:38:49
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answer #4
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answered by msredbonel1 2
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hun, i don't think there are ANY good pick-up lines on the planet.
they are all so very cheeezay..
lol
2007-02-22 18:46:15
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Nice weather today.
2007-02-22 18:41:23
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answer #6
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answered by WangDangSweetPoontang 4
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she asked me "how much should I bring for cab fair to get home in the morning from you place?"
2007-02-22 18:39:55
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you know Kung Fu?......because your body is kicking
2007-02-22 18:40:17
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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wanna' f u c k? seems to work...
2007-02-22 18:40:37
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answer #9
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answered by magdalene_son 1
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