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2007-02-22 09:42:18 · 108 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-02-22 09:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1 4 3= I Love You

2007-03-02 06:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by Queen of the Nile 2 · 0 0

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2007-03-02 06:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1 0

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2007-03-02 02:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0 0

I was just wondering if someday ppl will be asked to do extra ordinary things just like your question pal !! and thought that one day we might be asked to gain our energy from sun rays in order not to consume too much food from our beloved earth or to be asked not to talk any longer and just listen and respond directly thru actions why should we actually talk and consume energy?? or we might use our memory for something new like remembering only our best memories rather than mugging up lots of information and maybe use our hair to make our clothes !! isn't that lovely =D

2007-02-22 10:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The conquest of the british empire in the area of the bishops layer in the candle of a dock in a little city with a guy and his fellow horse that will get shot boo hoo!

2007-02-27 09:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0 0

She tapped her fingers on the table, making little pitter patter noises and watching the bones ripple. She noticed little around her, concentrating solely on the tapping. No one else was in the room, and even she seemed insubstantial, iridescent and shimmery. The feel of the room became darker, and the girl's face twisted, contorted, the bones in her tapping fingers protruding grossly. The noise grew louder, and louder, and upon reaching a frightening climax, fell deadly silent. She collapsed over her still hand, face crashing into the table hollowly. A white light moved over her body, before going dark, and taking her with it.

2007-02-22 09:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by moonfreak♦ 5 · 0 1

This question was quite difficult. I believe that in order to answer it you must know a lot about nuclear physics and how to fix a toilet. Having said that, the answer is "stick you head in the toilet and flush. When you can't breathe anymore try inhaling through your buttox."

I tried this and all I have to say is...make sure you line the wall behind you with newspaper and have a shopvac handy.

Good luck. My answer is the shitz.

2007-02-22 10:17:26 · answer #8 · answered by corylingard 2 · 0 0

We fell in love with him, despite the fact that he was a vast, perambulating humbug with a bee sting sword and a ladybug helmet --
when you lose something you cannot replace ---
so we decided to get him back, precious. We kissed the pages of the book and felt the electricity between the neurons was Him ---
I lie so composedly now in my bed ---
so we went to Baltimore; and at night we took a shovel and ---
it's a bad Idea to extract rotten morals --
we came home damp and dirty with a hank of hair clutched in our hand --
yesss, preciousss, we hates the yellow face ----
upon extracting the DNA we found that ---
lights will guide you home and ignite your bones ----
that I died of tuberculosis at 24 and none of this happened ---
and I will try to fix you.

2007-02-22 09:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

(1)Here's one that's a bit vulger and long:

There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs."

(2)Here's another:

Two guys are sitting at the bar, guy 1 turns to guy 2 and says, "I f*cked your mom!"
The bar goes silent, and everyone turns and looks at the two guys.
Once again guy 1 says, "I f*cked your mom!"
To which guy 2 replies, "Shut up dad, you're drunk."

(3)...and another:

There's a man walking through the desert with only his camel, when suddenly he gets the urge to have sex. Seeing that there's no one around, he tries to screw the camel, but it runs off. He runs and catches up to it and the man and his camel keep treking through the desert, when all of a sudden he gets the urge again. The man tries to have his way with the camel again, and once again it runs off. He catches up again and they keep walking until they get to a road where he sees a car broken down. The man goes up to the car and sees three of the most breath taking young women he's ever seen in his life, and asks if he can help. The women say that if the man can fix their car that they'll do ANYTHING for him, so he takes a look at their car and gets it running. Stunned, the young women ask what he would like them to do. To which the man replies, "Can you hold my camel?"

(4)One more:

Three men get snowed in at a ski resort and have to get a room. When they get to the room, they notice that there is only one bed. They figure that this isn't a problem and that they'll share the bed. They wake up the next morning and the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, "I had the best dream that this beautiful woman was jerking me off all night!"
The man who slept on the left side of the bed said, "That's wierd, I had the same dream!"
To which the man who slept in the middle replied, "Uh oh... I had a dream that I was skiing!"

2007-02-22 12:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

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