does anybody know any really good CLEAN dumb blonde jokes that can be told to kids?

Question

i want to know some dumb blonde jokes SUITABLE FOR KIDS

Answer 1

A blonde walks into an electronics store and goes up to the clerk and asks if she can buy a TV. The clerk says, "Sorry. We don't sell to blondes." So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red. She comes back to the store and asks the same question. The clerk again say, " Sorry. We don't sell to blondes." The blonde goes home angry and dyes her hair black. She goes back and asks the clerk again if she can buy a TV. The clerk replies with the same answer and the blonde says, " I've dyed my hair twice. How do you know I'm really a blonde?" The clerk replies, "That's not a TV. That's a microwave."

:)

Relax, people. It's just a joke. We love and respect ALL people in my house. Even blondes.

Answer 2

There's a group of three friends--one is a redhead, one is a brunette, and the other is a blonde. The police are surrounding them. First they surround the brunette and when they are about to shoot at her, she screams, "EARTHQUAKE!" The police look around and she flees. The redhead is up next and she screams, "TORNADO!", and she gets away too. Then they surround the blonde and she yells, "FIRE!"
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A blonde was driving on the road. A police officer pulled her over for going 112 mph. "What's the problem, officer?" she asked. He replied, "You were speeding."
"Oh, I didn't know. Something must be wrong with my car. The meter said I was only going 112 miles per hour!"
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There was a blonde and a brunette playing a ping pong game. The blonde all of a sudden goes, "Did you know they originally made purple ping pong balls instead of white ones?" The brunette says, "No, I didn't. How do you make a purple ping pong ball?"
"You take a white ping pong ball and dye it purple."

Answer 3

blonde and a brunette are walking in the park

when the brunette points to the grounds and says look a dead bird

the blonde looks up and says where

Answer 4

there is a bolnde in a boat that is in the middle of a field she rowing the boat in the field beliveing in her head that the field is actually water. another blonde sees her and is disgusted. the 2nd blond screams out "omg you dumb blond cant you see your in a boat in the middle of a dried up field, its blonds like you that give us other blondes a bad name. ahh your lucky...if i could swim i go over the and beat you up"

Answer 5

heres a joke and it's clean.

?:how do you drown a blonde?
A: you put a mirror in the bottom of a pool.

Answer 6

how to confuse a blonde... tell her to go to the corner in a round room... google blonde jokes there is heaps!

Answer 7

ok..... here it is.....

a blonde, a red head, and a brunette rob a bank. as they r running from the bank they hear police sirens and start running for a place to hide. they find these sacks and they each jump into one. a cop goes up to th sack w/ the red head in it and kicks it, the red head goes "meow, meow'. then the cop goes to the sack w/ the brunette in it and kicks it and she goes "woof, woof". then the cop goes to the sack w/ the blonde in it and kicks it and she goes "PO-TA-TO!"............ LOL

Answer 8

Blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and says "lemme see your license." The blonde driver pulls out her compact and shows the blonde cop her mirror.
The blonde cop looks and says "I didn't know you were a cop, why didn't you say so?' and lets her go.

Answer 9

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!

Answer 10

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"