2007-02-22 07:51:06 · 10 answers · asked by Maamar B 1 in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
You can't. It's shut. We burn immigrants at the stake and eat their children. Try somewhere else.
2007-02-22 07:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get to Roscoffe and hang around on the quay.For £3500 sterling you can hire a luxury plank that will drift for three weeks against the tide and land on the golden shores of Blighty.Make sure the men you pay the £3500 to are recognisably thuggish and untrustworthy.You can obtain free housing in the vicinity of Lyme bay,in the form of yellow tin boxes with a sea view.Some come with 2,000000 nappies as standard.Begging is the accepted standard of earning revenue by British citizens,but you will qualify for any job you care to mention,should you feel the need to actually demean yourself by working.
Every town centre has government officials eager to assist you with your own personal mosque,swimming pools,schools and roadsigns to make you feel at home.And why not?after all,our home is your home.These officials are easily recognised by their open toed sandals and elbow patches.
Oh,and a point of order.
We no longer term it Immigration.It is now known as legitimate ownership.
2007-02-23 14:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by longbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COME ON DOWN! Just turn up at the door - no ticket required. Free houses, money for nothing, you stay - we pay! Bring the kids, the wives, the neighbours, the livestock - we'll take the lot. You can even ignore our laws and customs, and make up your own! This is Utopia. The Promised Land. Forget the rest - pick the best. Every other f****r seems to, why not you.
2007-02-22 09:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by hedgeybear 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The UK Home Office website http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/passports-and-immigration/ has the info you may be looking for. Alternatively, visit your nearest British embassy for info. The British Forisgn Office website http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/ShowPage&c=Page&cid=1007029395231 can give contact details.
2007-02-22 23:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Penfold 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't. We've got enough immigrants already. Try France.
2007-02-26 03:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Emma I 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get in it don't matter how...once you are in you can claim asylum this will give you a few years..then you can appeal any bad decisions then finally you can dissappear and all the time you can be on benifits ...easy peasy
2007-02-22 23:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't bother. Go to France. Much bigger.
2007-02-22 07:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pls dont there r no jobs for you
2007-02-22 07:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ashish 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please, we don't need any more! there aren't enough jobs for you, there isn't enough housing, there isn't enough space, and tolerance is wearing EXTREMELY thin, even among die-hard non racists!
2007-02-22 07:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
http://www.ukimmigration.com/ check this
2007-02-22 07:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋