Is there a hotline?
2007-02-22 07:43:07 · 9 answers · asked by ultimatebaseclass 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sure God, Christ and Satan chat all the time - about the world and stuff
2007-02-22 07:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The dead are in the grave. Hell is the fire that purifies this earth so YHVH can make it over. If you refer to the parable in Luke, it IS a parable, in which the Messiah takes some wrong ideas of the time and shows how even so we can get to right answers.
2007-02-22 15:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one lives on until they are resurrected. After Resurrection it's either eternal life or annihilation. No telephone necessary (there is probably technologically induced telepathy or something) and the walls of the New Jerusalem are too high to allow intruders.
2007-02-22 15:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I qualify as a midway point between Heaven and Hell. Satan is my daddy after all.
2007-02-22 15:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes there are. I have a fleet of carrier pigeons that travel back and forth 7a.m.-7p.m. Mon. - Fri.
Call "TO HELL AND BACK" Courier Sytems @ 1-800-666-GOD! to set up an appointment.
2007-02-22 15:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Hanz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gods ties a note to a brick and drops it down. Satan ties a note to a bottle rocket, and sends it up.
2007-02-22 15:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the book of Job, tell me what you think!
2007-02-22 15:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan reports to God personally, daily.
2007-02-22 15:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by Christian93 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Nextel is working on that.
2007-02-22 15:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋