whats a gd excuse to phone in sick with.....?

Answer 1

My ego died. xxx

Answer 2

depend on what ur callin in sick for but whatever u do dont make it realy bad cause then they will want to check u out at the docs office but for worck tell ur boss" i dont think i should come in today its contangius and will make all the employes throw up and they wont get any work done" the shcol tell them " ive get a fver but all it does is make me throw up and it is not contagius" other wise they will call u in then say once everybody is sick"ok every body go home till ur better im sorry this happend"blahblahblah while realy they will say in there head "none of these brats for a few days what will i do"?

Answer 3

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Answer 4

The poos. No-one wants to deal with or even think about another person crapping all over the place.

Even better if you say you had an attack of the squits on public transport. Sympathy and time off is practically guaranteed!

Enjoy your day off!

Answer 5

Dont do what this guy did in my previous employment, he rang up the supervisor and said he wont be in as he is ill with sickness, he hasn't been outside the house and its a twenty four hour bug...how did he know? Did the bug say dont worry pal i'm just a twenty four hour one!

Answer 6

Say you have a burst pipe that you need to deal with and are waiting for the plumber. Then say you will ring in a couple of hours. Call again in a couple of hours, apologise and say you will be stuck in all day as still waiting for plumber and now have no water coz you turned it off earlier. Then say you called the insurance company who are arsing you around and need to wait for them to call you back. Good luck

Answer 7

Call from a cell phone or a friends house...Say your idiot neighbor was cutting down a tree in his back yard and it fell on the powerline, You have no electric or running water....say u cant leave ur mother-in-law or grandmother alone in the house with no heat.

Answer 8

Do something simple, the flu. If the boss was not an idiot, he woudn't want you to come to work and get other people sick.If your boss says come in anyway, pretend to cough really loud.

Answer 9

My kids put super-glue on the toilet seat. I sat on it. I can't get off. Excuse me, I've got to phone the fire brigade.

Answer 10

1) you were taken hostage by your dog, and you need a day to rest of all the comotion

2) you were on your way to work and your muffler burst into flames and an old woman's dress cought on fire. you had to go the funeral

3) you were shot, and you need an operation.

Answer 11

tell them ur in jail works everytime with me especialy when u want like 3days off get a family member to call ur work and tell them that ur in jail and that u wont beable to get out for a few days ect... works like a charm