Hang one out the front!
2007-02-22 06:54:06 · 21 answers · asked by The_Truth 3 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Scottish Football
place several bars of soap around your gate thats the one thing they really fear and wouldnt go near it
2007-02-23 08:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
put a sign up in the front saying "come in if you can remember when Rangers last beat Celtic?"
2007-02-22 07:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did the council give you a house with a back garden then? at least now you'll have somewhere to dump all your crap and have it turned into a sh1t hole in a few months before you get evicted.
2007-02-23 08:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by badgerbeetle 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ok O-o
How do you kept Dundee United fans out of your house?
Tell them you know americans.
(Cause United are called the arabs)
Now that's not great either but it's miles better than your joke.
(btw I have nothing against Arabs)
2007-02-22 07:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by Michelino 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a lawn sign saying ur lawn is chemically treated
if that doesnt work, bear traps and landmines r a good idea
(j/k)
2007-02-22 06:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Billy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
land mines,that'll give em panty sniffers a surprise eh!!! hail hail oh a forgot to say yer jokes p!sh !!!
2007-02-22 07:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't keep them out !.....invite them in as they are brilliant at spotting weeds and you could put em to work !
2007-02-22 08:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by John M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
play with the lawn mower
2007-02-22 07:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by johnnhojamorgan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a men at work sign up, they would,nt dare go round in case they were offered employment,once a scrounger always a scrounger.Fudgie you owe somebody money you change your name more often than ,,,,dam cant think of no one,,,
2007-02-22 15:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by malks ra tim 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Turn your shed into a job centre???
2007-02-23 05:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by Midgie Man 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋