My husband walked into B & Q yesterday and an old guy in an orange boiler suit asked him if he wanted decking. Fortunately my husband got in there first and bopped him one on the nose, but it could have een a nasty incident! Be warned.
2007-02-22 06:34:05 · 28 answers · asked by Ally 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one..for those who dont understand...the man asked the husband if he wanted decking as in like wood for decks etc.. but the husband thought he was asking for a punch lol
hope you get it now
2007-02-24 10:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I don't have a chance at the 10 points but can someone tell me what "B & Q" is -- or totally explain the joke to me?!
2007-02-22 06:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good ,i went into pet city and someone knocked over a fish tank that had terrapins in it and they got loose into where the tortoises were kept it ended up a turtle disaster
2007-02-22 06:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by jonnybeanos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooookay?
2007-02-22 06:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny thing is that the same thing happened to me five years ago - VERY OLD JOKE!
2007-02-22 06:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, good job it wasn`t Wicks, someone might av lit his candle
2007-02-22 09:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone asked me if there was a B & Q in Dublin, and I told them "No, but there are two D's in Dundalk"
2007-02-22 06:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sassy B&Q is a diy store, i think it stands for bum boys and queens
2007-02-22 08:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a clear case of self defence. did you make a citizens arrest?
2007-02-22 06:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..Heard it before but funny
2007-02-22 06:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋