A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
2007-02-22 06:11:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She's a photographer:
Shoots -- means she took a picture of him
Under water for 5 minutes -- she's developing the film
Hangs him -- she's hanging the newly developed
picture of him in her darkroom to dry.
2007-02-22 06:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone said she was a photographer who developed her own film. I said the woman is just like all women, no way to figure them out; that's how things are when a woman is involved:
Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Women are like computers,
they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
Women are like country western songs,
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
Women are like fax machines,
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
Women are like horses,
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
Women are like parking meters,
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Women are like parking places,
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Women are like political campaign contributors,
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
Women are like refrigerators,
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
Women are like Saran Wrap,
Useful but clingy.
Women are like the stock market,
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
Women are like turnpikes,
You pay to get on them, and you pay to get off them.
2007-02-22 15:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She shoots her with a camera... keeps the film for washing/development etc and hangs the print.
Then they go out for dinner.
2007-02-22 14:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a photographer and took his picture, developed it, and then hung it to dry and went out with her husband.
2007-02-22 16:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a photographer.
Shoots, develops and hangs the photos to dry.
2007-02-22 14:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her husband is David Blaine?
2007-02-22 14:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in your dreams sister!!! Now wake up!!
2007-02-22 14:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a photographer
2007-02-22 14:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a photographer.
2007-02-22 14:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she took her husbands picture
2007-02-22 14:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋